December 2009
48 posts
“Will 2K” by Will Smith
happy new...
NUMBER MUNCHERS! →
holy shit, i used to love this game. this version’s too new and high tech, i like the old school one bettaaaaa
what winks and fucks like a tiger?
(i’m winking right now)
just found the very first mixed cd i made when i...
1. put it on me - ja rule
2. papa don’t preach (cover)- kelly osbourne
3. raise up- petey pablo
4. fat lip- sum 41
5. oops (oh my)- tweet
6. diamonds are a girl’s best friend- moulin rouge
7. say i yi yi-ying yang twins
8. that was her this is me- dream
9. shake it in a thong- master p
10. can can can- moulin rouge
11. i’m real- j.lo ft. ja rule
12. my own worst enemy-...
“Can’t You See” Total ft. Biggie...
“You Make My Dreams Come True” by Hall...
“land down under” by men at work
...
“there’s something inside of you called the Os”
– Kaylee (while studying the anatomy of the snatch)
just like that AC/DC song come on baby, shake me all night long
“do you remember when hand dryers were the only things blowing people in...”
– Chelsea Handler
“yo, that girl is like on a whole other level with pickles”
– jwoww from jersey shore
Tonight
i tried to buy a lottery ticket and failed. i asked the little chinese man working the deli counter if i could have one and he completely ignored my request. then as i turn around to leave, some guy asks me “so was that a no on the lottery tickets?” and due to my altered state of mind, i couldn’t tell if he was heckling me or not. i mumbled incoherently and ran away....
“they should make a porno called ‘my sister’s...”
– kaylee
shania twain throwback:
You’re one of those guys who likes to shine his machine You make me take off my shoes before you let me get in I can’t believe you kiss your car good night C’mon baby tell me-you must be jokin’, right!
a typical text convo between me and kaylee
me: it’s our bodies sensing they’ll be together soon, so they’re stretching towards each other, calling softly, “loverrrrr, loverrrrrrr.”
kaylee: changed my bbm name to kaylee burrito hahahahhahahahhaahahahhahahahahahhahhahahahahahahahhahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahhahahahha
JENNY'S A DRUG DEALER?
leothegreat:
Gossip Girl just won at life.
yet she’s still a virgin, time to pop that cherry little J!
leothegreat:
Ah, and here it is. The sound of...
“Touchdown Boy” by Blink 182
like a...
whoaaaaaaa. watching full house and they used the “i’ve got ESPN” (instead of “i i’ve got ESP” ) joke wayyyyyyyy before mean girls. mean girls stole it from kimmy gibbler! mind fuck
My playlist i listen to when i want to wallow in...
the playlist has remained more or less unchanged since i was 16, and it still works every time i want to indulge in a little misery. give it a try.
1.Sunflowers - Everclear
2. Lemon- Katie Rose
3. Cars and Calories-Saves the Day
4. Keep Fishin’-Weezer
5. Empty Apartment- Yellowcard
6. For the Nights I Can’t Remember-Hedley
7. Screaming Infidelities-Dashboard Confessional
8....
YOUR HAIR IS EVERYWHERE
screaming infidelities
yesssssssssssss this song just hits the spot sometimes
i really love your peaches wannaaaaaa shake your treeeeeee
“Sex On The Beach” by Vengaboys
party...
